xkringle:

White girls who call themselves witches for like…having a rock

sickening-hurts:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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sovietnam:

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thehighpriestofreverseracism:

me as a kid, bored out of my mind, grazing my hand across those old school TVs and feeling the layer of static crackle on the display and pretending like I was an undiscovered supermutant

wild-whorlax:

bigtuna108:

just-shower-thoughts:

Pizza rolls are the baby form of Hot Pockets, which are the teenage form of Calzones.

Originally posted by jayma-jones

Well this is a hot take i wasnt ready for

mockingborb:

vorrible:

yiffpunk:

scumfuckus:

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

tollhousecookiedough:

thebootydiaries:

My eyes: crying 👁💦

Outside: raining 🌧☁️☔️

Feeling: alone 👎👤

Despa: cito 😔

Hotel: trivago 🏢

nyanguard-party:

fer8girl:

goddamnshinyrock:

v-diggety:

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

chaotic evil

khvzix:

wagecucks:

powerfrog:

Gormondo

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